Promotion Review

So, get this – my boss calls me in for a promotion review, right? Turns out, Janet thinks the size of my… uh, manhood is a deciding factor. Naturally, I had to rise to the occasion and give it my all. Janet? Oh, she’s got these massive, I mean MASSIVE, knockers and a booty that demands some serious TLC. Long story short, I took care of business right there on her desk – paperwork be damned! And guess what? I nailed the job AND gave her a facial she’ll be seeing in her dreams for weeks to come. Talk about a win-win! 🍆💼💦